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Michael797

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Radio Hell - Ninth Level
« on: May 03, 2017, 12:03:54 PM »
Reopening soon, back later tonight. Just putting cobwebs back on the microphones (who cleaned up while I was gone?). At least the picture of Jezzy is still here.  :)

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Re: Radio Hell - Ninth Level
« Reply #1 on: May 03, 2017, 02:40:56 PM »
Hugs, Michael. I don't have much else for you.

Maureen
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Re: Radio Hell - Ninth Level
« Reply #2 on: May 03, 2017, 04:34:41 PM »
Michael,
I am so very sorry for your loss. (hugs)

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Re: Radio Hell - Ninth Level
« Reply #3 on: May 03, 2017, 07:45:16 PM »
Welcome back Micheal, it's been a while.  I hope things are good for you.  Hugs!
I don't want it to be his legacy that his death destroyed me.
I need to honour his life by rebuilding my life.

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Re: Radio Hell - Ninth Level
« Reply #4 on: May 03, 2017, 07:55:51 PM »
Listening.
I have love in me the likes of which you can scarcely imagine and rage the likes of which you would not believe. If I cannot satisfy the one, I will indulge the other. ~Mary Shelley, Frankenstein

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Re: Radio Hell - Ninth Level
« Reply #5 on: May 03, 2017, 08:01:03 PM »
Me too but I still can't hear anything.
I don't want it to be his legacy that his death destroyed me.
I need to honour his life by rebuilding my life.

Michael797

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Re: Radio Hell - Ninth Level
« Reply #6 on: May 03, 2017, 08:21:54 PM »
I'm coming, I'm coming... hold yer hosses.

So lovely to see faces waiting. This is so much better... quiet. Nothing about Facebook is quiet. Sure hope none of you are going through anything like this right now.

Jenni... good answer. Love you too.

Thank you for being here. Let's get to the lists. We make lists around here.

As always, we at RH remind you that nobody belongs here, so get out!

Michael797

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Re: Radio Hell - Ninth Level
« Reply #7 on: May 03, 2017, 09:05:26 PM »
So we have to reply to ourselves? Weird, I don't remember that. Anyway....

Before we resume broadcast, we're required to air our updated Terms of Service - which are:

1. The Gandalf-looking guy who calls himself "God" ain't welcome here. A) This is Hell, duh; B) Anyone who kills his own son should be jailed, not worshipped.

2. Other than #1, censorship is prohibited. Fasten yer seat belt. Don't like it? Turn the dial. They're probably playing "Wind Beneath My Wings" on iheartradio - go listen to those bastards.

3. If you're pregnant or nursing - well, we love and envy you, but you shouldn't be here.

Last chance to bail - you could go find a bago.

Fine, if you're that goddamm persistent, we'll be back after commercial with a report from the funeral home.
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Michael797

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Re: Radio Hell - Ninth Level
« Reply #8 on: May 03, 2017, 09:26:39 PM »
We're back, with only three days left until the BIG EVENT. Let's find out what preparations are underway from our field reporter:

"Today the bereaved parents went to the funeral home to view their son's body for the first time! As expected, the former occupant was nowhere to be found. But what a vehicle! Shiny, sleek - dressed impeccably and looking every bit as gorgeous as before the accident. If it wasn't for the plastic-looking coating on his face and the white lips, you'd almost be convinced he was just sleeping. In any case, the parents are now pre-disastered and have two days of empty space ahead as they stagger toward Saturday's memorial.

An unexpected bit of bonus information came from a later meeting with the parents of the deceased's girlfriend, who informed us that, given his age, he will probably become an URBAN LEGEND at his high school. Guess that's a form of immortality, isn't it?"

That's it for the report. Coming up next - enjoy some ventriloquism as a dozen psychics make OTHER PEOPLE'S VOICES come out of their mouths. You won't want to miss it.

Thanks for listening. Go get a life.
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Re: Radio Hell - Ninth Level
« Reply #9 on: May 03, 2017, 11:24:42 PM »
So radio hell, huh?! I haven't been to this site in a very long time but here I am! Kinda dusty in here... where is everyone? Sleeping probably, hopefully. Michael how are you holding up?
:-)Sandi

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Re: Radio Hell - Ninth Level
« Reply #10 on: May 04, 2017, 07:15:40 AM »
Michael.

There are no words.    I am so sorry.   I'm listening too.

Nic

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Re: Radio Hell - Ninth Level
« Reply #11 on: May 04, 2017, 07:58:17 AM »
listening ..
My everything

Michael797

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Re: Radio Hell - Ninth Level
« Reply #12 on: May 04, 2017, 08:24:06 AM »
So radio hell, huh?! I haven't been to this site in a very long time but here I am! Kinda dusty in here... where is everyone? Sleeping probably, hopefully. Michael how are you holding up?

Not so great, Sandi - but then, this is Hell. And I hope everyone slept peacefully.

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Re: Radio Hell - Ninth Level
« Reply #13 on: May 04, 2017, 08:30:04 AM »
Today we have a special treat - the list of songs that Rachel picked out for Bud's funeral. We give you the Playlist from Hell. They're all on YouTube, feel free to listen.

1. Crowded House - Don't Dream It's Over
2. The Wonder Years - Don't Let Me Cave In
3. Moose Blood - Knuckles
4. Cage the Elephant - Cigarette Daydreams
5. The Wonder Years - Woke Up Older
6. Hozier - Like Real People Do
7. Young the Giant - Every Little Thing
8. The Fray - You Found Me

TTFN, so get out.

Michael797

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Re: Radio Hell - Ninth Level
« Reply #14 on: May 04, 2017, 08:30:54 AM »
Hugs, Michael. I don't have much else for you.

Maureen

I may finally have some idea of how you felt, Maureen. So very sorry to have to reopen the station. Thank you for being here waiting.
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