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gracelet

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A dildo with our loved one's ashes in it
« on: April 28, 2015, 07:11:07 PM »
I shit you not. This is a REAL THING.

http://mashable.com/2015/04/27/dildo-urn-ashes/?utm_cid=mash-com-fb-main-link

i love Elle, but this is a step too far.
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Baylee627

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Re: A dildo with our loved one's ashes in it
« Reply #1 on: April 28, 2015, 08:26:00 PM »
I'm sure Brooks would be grinning like a Cheshire cat if he knew he was rocking my world after - life style, but this is  just flat disturbin's!

I mean, what if that vial-o-ashes was to bust open mid, er, "romp", its cremain-tastic contents spilling out?

On the other hand, I'd love to watch a gal try and explain why her hoo-ha currently resembles a chimney to the ER nurse.


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Re: A dildo with our loved one's ashes in it
« Reply #2 on: April 28, 2015, 08:34:09 PM »
On the other hand, I'd love to watch a gal try and explain why her hoo-ha currently resembles a chimney to the ER nurse.

Hoo-ha!

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Re: A dildo with our loved one's ashes in it
« Reply #3 on: April 28, 2015, 08:55:56 PM »
To much! lol
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Re: A dildo with our loved one's ashes in it
« Reply #4 on: April 29, 2015, 01:05:37 AM »
@serpico - That is one of my fave movies of all time! Scent of a Woman, loved it.
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Re: A dildo with our loved one's ashes in it
« Reply #5 on: April 29, 2015, 06:53:15 AM »
I've had at least three people mention this to me since yesterday lol. I kept joking that I do still have a third of him. I just can't imagine the mind of the person that had this idea lol
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Re: A dildo with our loved one's ashes in it
« Reply #6 on: April 29, 2015, 07:21:17 AM »
B and I were weird.. but this is too far.. even for us.
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Re: A dildo with our loved one's ashes in it
« Reply #8 on: April 29, 2015, 08:17:41 AM »
Omg ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!! I needed this laugh this morning  ;D


Not sure which is worse ha ha

http://www.amazon.com/s/?ie=UTF8&keywords=vibrating+clone+a+willy&tag=googhydr-20&index=hpc&hvadid=64678582512&hvpos=1t1&hvexid=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=7707324578473911701&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=b&hvdev=t&ref=pd_sl_9o6623cqf9_b

I was just telling my friend yesterday that I wish I had done something like this :/ haha
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Re: A dildo with our loved one's ashes in it
« Reply #9 on: April 29, 2015, 08:25:15 AM »
I adore LH and all... but but but.... I just... no. To each her own. Imma pass.

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Re: A dildo with our loved one's ashes in it
« Reply #10 on: April 29, 2015, 09:09:27 AM »
Omg ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!! I needed this laugh this morning  ;D


Not sure which is worse ha ha

http://www.amazon.com/s/?ie=UTF8&keywords=vibrating+clone+a+willy&tag=googhydr-20&index=hpc&hvadid=64678582512&hvpos=1t1&hvexid=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=7707324578473911701&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=b&hvdev=t&ref=pd_sl_9o6623cqf9_b

My friends were given this as a wedding present. A few days later they came home and it was destroyed and the wife says the phrase "damn it! The dogs ate the dildo kit!" was born, which became their go to phrase to express frustration. :)
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Re: A dildo with our loved one's ashes in it
« Reply #11 on: April 29, 2015, 11:40:49 AM »
No one wants to end up in a dildo.

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Re: A dildo with our loved one's ashes in it
« Reply #12 on: April 29, 2015, 11:51:05 AM »
Yes pretty over the edge bordering on sick

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Re: A dildo with our loved one's ashes in it
« Reply #13 on: April 29, 2015, 12:33:36 PM »





"damn it! The dogs ate the dildo kit!" was born, which became their go to phrase to express frustration. :)

Beautiful!!!!!!!!
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Re: A dildo with our loved one's ashes in it
« Reply #14 on: April 29, 2015, 01:09:03 PM »
Chad was just crazy enough he would have TOTALLY loved the idea.  But it ain't happenin' :P
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