Author Topic: A dildo with our loved one's ashes in it  (Read 7299 times)

BrokenHeart2

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Re: A dildo with our loved one's ashes in it
« Reply #15 on: April 29, 2015, 09:55:54 PM »
One of the funniest sick wid threads I've read in a long time. Thanks for making me laugh. That's it. Couldn't imagine going there. Lol :)
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gracelet

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Re: A dildo with our loved one's ashes in it
« Reply #16 on: April 30, 2015, 03:14:05 AM »
I mean, what if that vial-o-ashes was to bust open mid, er, "romp", its cremain-tastic contents spilling out?

On the other hand, I'd love to watch a gal try and explain why her hoo-ha currently resembles a chimney to the ER nurse.

Bahahahahahaha. This is the funniest thing I've read in days.

One thing I've thought about - for those with shitty in laws who demand ashes, you could get one of these, put it in a nice box with a ribbon and a card that says "go fuck yourselves."
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Tweety76

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Re: A dildo with our loved one's ashes in it
« Reply #17 on: April 30, 2015, 03:34:55 AM »
Grace I spat on my screen having read your comment :)

This is circling widely on various widda groups and I think we are unanimous on what a terrible idea this is. Even with my pitchblack sense of humour, this is a bit much... yikes...shakes again... yuk!

singinmomo4

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Re: A dildo with our loved one's ashes in it
« Reply #18 on: April 30, 2015, 06:28:17 AM »
As much as I enjoyed my husband's appendage, there can be no substitutions.  I mean really, how depressing can you get? 
Rick, an amazing husband, father, fisherman & fisher of men with a servants heart who served God every day. ReRe, miss your smile & twinkle in your eye.

Trying

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Re: A dildo with our loved one's ashes in it
« Reply #19 on: April 30, 2015, 08:16:32 AM »
Just. So. Wrong!!
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swilson

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Re: A dildo with our loved one's ashes in it
« Reply #20 on: April 30, 2015, 09:15:09 AM »
Imagine the marketing meetings for this gem of a product,  :o too weird.
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gracelet

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Re: A dildo with our loved one's ashes in it
« Reply #21 on: April 30, 2015, 11:27:30 AM »
Wids,

I got angry and spent today blogging a response to the inventor of the widow dildo.  Please can you help share it as widely as you can - facebook, twitter, whatevs!

http://wp.me/p5E2Zs-4K

I'm on twitter @eerilycheerily

G xx
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Re: A dildo with our loved one's ashes in it
« Reply #22 on: April 30, 2015, 11:31:20 AM »
     W.....T....F.....
We must free ourselves of the hope that the sea will ever rest. We must learn to sail in high winds.
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Re: A dildo with our loved one's ashes in it
« Reply #23 on: April 30, 2015, 12:26:49 PM »
Like seriously this is fucked up. And 21 grams assures women (or guys, um?), that part of the genitalia is included with the "mix", of said ashes. What about the 7548 grams of "other" ?
This guy obviously has too much free time.

And what if we don't like "white" ?
Can it be black so as to keep with the aura of true widowship ?
And why don't we donate a percentage to recovery and counseling for us widow(er)s ?

Thanks I'll pass.
« Last Edit: April 30, 2015, 12:29:24 PM by look2thesky »

BrokenHeart2

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Re: A dildo with our loved one's ashes in it
« Reply #24 on: April 30, 2015, 04:09:27 PM »
OMG I thought it was a joke. What a sicko.
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Lmsmdm

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Re: A dildo with our loved one's ashes in it
« Reply #25 on: April 30, 2015, 06:03:32 PM »
OMG lololololol



One thing I've thought about - for those with shitty in laws who demand ashes, you could get one of these, put it in a nice box with a ribbon and a card that says "go fuck yourselves."

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Re: A dildo with our loved one's ashes in it
« Reply #26 on: April 30, 2015, 09:46:31 PM »
And what if we don't like "white" ?
Can it be black...?

That would be the extra large model  :o
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biscuit

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Re: A dildo with our loved one's ashes in it
« Reply #27 on: May 01, 2015, 12:02:09 AM »
I'm relatively new to this site, but this post alone cracked me up for 5 minutes.
But yea....its definitely weird, would never get one
My husband would've found this type of thing hilarious, probably would've gotten me one as a joke

MissingSquish

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Re: A dildo with our loved one's ashes in it
« Reply #28 on: May 01, 2015, 07:53:47 PM »
This takes creamation keepsakes to a whole other level.

 Before I clicked the link, I thought it was just going to be a solid glass dildo with ashes dispersed throughout.  The fact that there's a whole separate receptacle for the ashes is truly creepy. The locked box and shit is super horrifying too.
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marian1953

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« Reply #29 on: May 01, 2015, 08:45:58 PM »
I know, so creepy! I thought the same as you- but the wee box, the wee key, the place for a momento- God, I just keep thinking Miss Havisham, 2.0 version! Dickens would have been hard-pressed to write that into the story. An entire new slant on great Expectations!

ps I learnt a new euphemism- whoo-ha!