Michael797 Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 Reopening soon, back later tonight. Just putting cobwebs back on the microphones (who cleaned up while I was gone?). At least the picture of Jezzy is still here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wheelerswife Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 Hugs, Michael. I don't have much else for you. Maureen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quovadis Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 Michael, I am so very sorry for your loss. (hugs) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrokenHeart2 Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 Welcome back Micheal, it's been a while. I hope things are good for you. Hugs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jen Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 Listening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrokenHeart2 Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 Me too but I still can't hear anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael797 Posted May 4, 2017 Author Share Posted May 4, 2017 I'm coming, I'm coming... hold yer hosses. So lovely to see faces waiting. This is so much better... quiet. Nothing about Facebook is quiet. Sure hope none of you are going through anything like this right now. Jenni... good answer. Love you too. Thank you for being here. Let's get to the lists. We make lists around here. As always, we at RH remind you that nobody belongs here, so get out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael797 Posted May 4, 2017 Author Share Posted May 4, 2017 So we have to reply to ourselves? Weird, I don't remember that. Anyway.... Before we resume broadcast, we're required to air our updated Terms of Service - which are: 1. The Gandalf-looking guy who calls himself "God" ain't welcome here. A) This is Hell, duh; B) Anyone who kills his own son should be jailed, not worshipped. 2. Other than #1, censorship is prohibited. Fasten yer seat belt. Don't like it? Turn the dial. They're probably playing "Wind Beneath My Wings" on iheartradio - go listen to those bastards. 3. If you're pregnant or nursing - well, we love and envy you, but you shouldn't be here. Last chance to bail - you could go find a bago. Fine, if you're that goddamm persistent, we'll be back after commercial with a report from the funeral home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael797 Posted May 4, 2017 Author Share Posted May 4, 2017 We're back, with only three days left until the BIG EVENT. Let's find out what preparations are underway from our field reporter: "Today the bereaved parents went to the funeral home to view their son's body for the first time! As expected, the former occupant was nowhere to be found. But what a vehicle! Shiny, sleek - dressed impeccably and looking every bit as gorgeous as before the accident. If it wasn't for the plastic-looking coating on his face and the white lips, you'd almost be convinced he was just sleeping. In any case, the parents are now pre-disastered and have two days of empty space ahead as they stagger toward Saturday's memorial. An unexpected bit of bonus information came from a later meeting with the parents of the deceased's girlfriend, who informed us that, given his age, he will probably become an URBAN LEGEND at his high school. Guess that's a form of immortality, isn't it?" That's it for the report. Coming up next - enjoy some ventriloquism as a dozen psychics make OTHER PEOPLE'S VOICES come out of their mouths. You won't want to miss it. Thanks for listening. Go get a life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandi1970 Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 So radio hell, huh?! I haven't been to this site in a very long time but here I am! Kinda dusty in here... where is everyone? Sleeping probably, hopefully. Michael how are you holding up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrskro Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 Michael. There are no words. I am so sorry. I'm listening too. Nic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donswife Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 listening .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael797 Posted May 4, 2017 Author Share Posted May 4, 2017 So radio hell, huh?! I haven't been to this site in a very long time but here I am! Kinda dusty in here... where is everyone? Sleeping probably, hopefully. Michael how are you holding up? Not so great, Sandi - but then, this is Hell. And I hope everyone slept peacefully. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael797 Posted May 4, 2017 Author Share Posted May 4, 2017 Today we have a special treat - the list of songs that Rachel picked out for Bud's funeral. We give you the Playlist from Hell. They're all on YouTube, feel free to listen. 1. Crowded House - Don't Dream It's Over 2. The Wonder Years - Don't Let Me Cave In 3. Moose Blood - Knuckles 4. Cage the Elephant - Cigarette Daydreams 5. The Wonder Years - Woke Up Older 6. Hozier - Like Real People Do 7. Young the Giant - Every Little Thing 8. The Fray - You Found Me TTFN, so get out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael797 Posted May 4, 2017 Author Share Posted May 4, 2017 Hugs, Michael. I don't have much else for you. Maureen I may finally have some idea of how you felt, Maureen. So very sorry to have to reopen the station. Thank you for being here waiting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jen Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 Plot twist: I thought I would pass out cold and stay blissfully unconscious for at least 8 hours, but I barely slept at all. Too much time alone with the hamster in my head running like a crack-fueled lunatic. I wish there was something practical I could offer-- if you think of anything that requires doing, I'm at your service. Beats sitting here crying all day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newgirl Posted May 5, 2017 Share Posted May 5, 2017 What crotchety bastard opened this place up again? I brought some cheap vodka for molotov cocktails, and a paddle with "bitch" embossed on it so we can bitch slap the mortals. You are loved, Michael. Receiving your transmission, loud and clear. I'm listening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael797 Posted May 5, 2017 Author Share Posted May 5, 2017 Yep, it's hell all right. Jenni, so glad we talked. New Girl, you cracked me up at a time when nothing whatsoever is funny. Love to you both. It's a race to the finish line now for Saturday's big do. My eulogy has been cut down to five minutes; basically, I'll be thanking the church for their big infomercial and secretly handing out my email address so folks can contact me. I've been told there won't be time to actually talk to them at the service. We'll be off the air until after Saturday night. So grateful there's a bago waiting. Be nice to each other until then, please. And if you can, send some groovy vibes to my son, because I miss him so very very very very much. Cyas! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rifatheroffour Posted May 5, 2017 Share Posted May 5, 2017 I just can't imagine...so very sorry... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trying Posted May 5, 2017 Share Posted May 5, 2017 I'm listening and sending hugs, condolences, and whatever else I can from afar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrokenHeart2 Posted May 5, 2017 Share Posted May 5, 2017 OMG, I was clueless in my previous posts. Michael I am so sorry. There are no words. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Posted May 5, 2017 Share Posted May 5, 2017 My heart is with you every awful step. I'm so sorry. I will be listening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jess Posted May 6, 2017 Share Posted May 6, 2017 Glad you left my old picture up! Also listening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MeAndTheKids Posted May 6, 2017 Share Posted May 6, 2017 Also listening.. (actually, I came back just for the broadcast) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wheelerswife Posted May 6, 2017 Share Posted May 6, 2017 Thinking of you today, Michael. Sending more hugs... Maureen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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