Guest Kamcho Posted April 29, 2015 Share Posted April 29, 2015 Was chatting with an acquaintance the other day. He was widowed in his 40s. He's 60s now. We were swapping tales of propositioning we'd received early out. His stories were way better. The overly made up "former model," the unrequited love letter from the woman who wanted to leave her husband and tend his broken heart, another one who knocked on his door incessantly hounding him to date her. This was all only a month after she died. He is a tall, handsome silvery viking in his 60s, I imagine he was white hot liquid fcuk in his 40s. His response was "holy Christ, women, can I get a grieving process?" Ahhhhhhh people. In other news my talent for having people divulge their darkest secrets that I never wanted to hear... continues. Had to attend a wedding. Sat next to a lady who told me the tale of how she drugged her child to get her to stop annoying her. Quick, someone restore my faith in humanity! No wait, don't bother. It would be a sisyphean task. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddalena Posted April 29, 2015 Share Posted April 29, 2015 you could write a book. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest look2thesky Posted April 29, 2015 Share Posted April 29, 2015 I've reached a point where I think I'm close to being that guy. Including the one who was divorcing her husband like six times. Told her to let me know wen the paperwork arrives ; ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kamcho Posted April 29, 2015 Share Posted April 29, 2015 Lol sometimes I think it's worse for the dudes in some ways. Like men are expected to move on the day of the funeral. I'm sure women get it too. I almost fell over laughing when he was telling me. Not in a mocking way, more a "wtf is wrong with humanity and I'm so sorry" way. It's not funny. But he's 7 feet tall. His fear of these raring to go ladies with ill manners... I wish I could have filmed it. His impersonation of the model... I couldn't handle it. He's my hero for making me laugh. If you read here, R, you're awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IronBear Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 Single straight guys in their 40s and 50s are catnip to the ladies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kamcho Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 Single straight guys in their 40s and 50s are catnip to the ladies. High five, brah. High fives all around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rifatheroffour Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 Single straight guys in their 40s and 50s are catnip to the ladies. High five, brah. High fives all around. There must not be any cats in my neighborhood... lol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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