linda5 Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 Last Sunday I went to the cemetery to visit and clean my husband's grave. I took the windex, a roll of paper towels, a bag and my dog. The cemetery clearly states no dogs allowed, but I broke that rule and thought what are they going to do to me. So, off we go to the cemetery. I get there and start talking to my husband and wiping down the tombstone. The leash is clearly in my way, so I drop it. I'm cleaning all the letters, talking and crying to my husband, then after about 4 minutes I realize I haven't seen my dog. I jump up, and run to the graves behind me because I would have saw my dog go in front of me. I scream as loud as I can, "JACK, WHERE ARE YOU? JACK!!!" I run to the next row of graves, "JACK!!!!!!!" There are 3 sets of people in the distance who can see me and hear my screaming. I found my dog about 5 rows down, lying in the shade of a large tombstone. I look up to where I saw people and they are all gone. I think they all thought, "oh, that poor woman, calling for her loved one! Shit, we better get out of here, she's crazy!" I think I gave my husband a good laugh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
momtokam Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 Love it Linda! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virgo Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
widowat33 Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 I would've loved to have seen that I'm sure it didn't take them long to get the hell outta there! That definitely made me laugh, thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jen Posted August 17, 2015 Share Posted August 17, 2015 I needed that giggle. Thank you. ((((Hugs))))) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trying2breathe Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 Thanks so much for sharing - I needed a laugh today! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsT85 Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 Thanks for sharing! Your story paints quite the amusing picture and made me smile And as an aside (and one of the many reasons I love our little community) - it's only here that you could start a funny story with: Last Sunday I went to the cemetery to visit and clean my husband's grave. and not only not scare your audience away, but have us all nodding along and smiling with you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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