Lmsmdm Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 OMG lololololol One thing I've thought about - for those with shitty in laws who demand ashes, you could get one of these, put it in a nice box with a ribbon and a card that says "go fuck yourselves." I love you man!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
serpico Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 And what if we don't like "white" ? Can it be black...? That would be the extra large model Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
biscuit Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 I'm relatively new to this site, but this post alone cracked me up for 5 minutes. But yea....its definitely weird, would never get one My husband would've found this type of thing hilarious, probably would've gotten me one as a joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissingSquish Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 This takes creamation keepsakes to a whole other level. Before I clicked the link, I thought it was just going to be a solid glass dildo with ashes dispersed throughout. The fact that there's a whole separate receptacle for the ashes is truly creepy. The locked box and shit is super horrifying too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest marian1953 Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 I know, so creepy! I thought the same as you- but the wee box, the wee key, the place for a momento- God, I just keep thinking Miss Havisham, 2.0 version! Dickens would have been hard-pressed to write that into the story. An entire new slant on great Expectations! ps I learnt a new euphemism- whoo-ha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IronBear Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 Whatever floats your boat but still creepy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lcoxwell Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 My husband would've found this type of thing hilarious, probably would've gotten me one as a joke This made me laugh, which I really, really needed today. My Kenneth was known for having a bit of a sick, twisted humor, at times. He was also known for being quite the ladies' man before he met me, and for sleeping around with a large number of women, also before he met me. He was one of those men that just oozed sexuality. Early in our marriage, and up until his health issues prevented it, we had a very, VERY healthy sex life. Had this been around, while he was still alive, he likely would have arranged to get one for me, as well, and would have thought it was the funniest thing ever. He just would have been disappointed, that he couldn't see me open the box, when it arrived. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mo12 Posted May 4, 2015 Share Posted May 4, 2015 LOL! and EW! and LOL! Oh my, this is disturbing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nonesuch Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 This beats my "Adding cremains to the Fimo and making it into beads" idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max2507 Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 I didn't even think this was real when I first saw the post but Bill Maher commented on his show about it so I read the thread. Not for me even if my DH had been cremated but there are so many weird widow thoughts, feelings, things that if someone did want one I could understand. Whatever gives one comfort (and hey an orgasm couldn't hurt either). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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