gracelet Posted April 29, 2015 Share Posted April 29, 2015 I shit you not. This is a REAL THING. http://mashable.com/2015/04/27/dildo-urn-ashes/?utm_cid=mash-com-fb-main-link i love Elle, but this is a step too far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baylee627 Posted April 29, 2015 Share Posted April 29, 2015 I'm sure Brooks would be grinning like a Cheshire cat if he knew he was rocking my world after - life style, but this is just flat disturbin's! I mean, what if that vial-o-ashes was to bust open mid, er, "romp", its cremain-tastic contents spilling out? On the other hand, I'd love to watch a gal try and explain why her hoo-ha currently resembles a chimney to the ER nurse. Baylee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
serpico Posted April 29, 2015 Share Posted April 29, 2015 On the other hand, I'd love to watch a gal try and explain why her hoo-ha currently resembles a chimney to the ER nurse. Hoo-ha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virgo Posted April 29, 2015 Share Posted April 29, 2015 To much! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HvnBound Posted April 29, 2015 Share Posted April 29, 2015 @serpico - That is one of my fave movies of all time! Scent of a Woman, loved it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carey Posted April 29, 2015 Share Posted April 29, 2015 I've had at least three people mention this to me since yesterday lol. I kept joking that I do still have a third of him. I just can't imagine the mind of the person that had this idea lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JacklessSally Posted April 29, 2015 Share Posted April 29, 2015 B and I were weird.. but this is too far.. even for us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lmsmdm Posted April 29, 2015 Share Posted April 29, 2015 Omg ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!! I needed this laugh this morning ;D Not sure which is worse ha ha http://www.amazon.com/s/?ie=UTF8&keywords=vibrating+clone+a+willy&tag=googhydr-20&index=hpc&hvadid=64678582512&hvpos=1t1&hvexid=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=7707324578473911701&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=b&hvdev=t&ref=pd_sl_9o6623cqf9_b Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JacklessSally Posted April 29, 2015 Share Posted April 29, 2015 Omg ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!! I needed this laugh this morning ;D Not sure which is worse ha ha http://www.amazon.com/s/?ie=UTF8&keywords=vibrating+clone+a+willy&tag=googhydr-20&index=hpc&hvadid=64678582512&hvpos=1t1&hvexid=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=7707324578473911701&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=b&hvdev=t&ref=pd_sl_9o6623cqf9_b I was just telling my friend yesterday that I wish I had done something like this haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kamcho Posted April 29, 2015 Share Posted April 29, 2015 I adore LH and all... but but but.... I just... no. To each her own. Imma pass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jess Posted April 29, 2015 Share Posted April 29, 2015 Omg ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!! I needed this laugh this morning ;D Not sure which is worse ha ha http://www.amazon.com/s/?ie=UTF8&keywords=vibrating+clone+a+willy&tag=googhydr-20&index=hpc&hvadid=64678582512&hvpos=1t1&hvexid=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=7707324578473911701&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=b&hvdev=t&ref=pd_sl_9o6623cqf9_b My friends were given this as a wedding present. A few days later they came home and it was destroyed and the wife says the phrase "damn it! The dogs ate the dildo kit!" was born, which became their go to phrase to express frustration. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight_man Posted April 29, 2015 Share Posted April 29, 2015 No one wants to end up in a dildo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest look2thesky Posted April 29, 2015 Share Posted April 29, 2015 Yes pretty over the edge bordering on sick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lmsmdm Posted April 29, 2015 Share Posted April 29, 2015 "damn it! The dogs ate the dildo kit!" was born, which became their go to phrase to express frustration. Beautiful!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carey Posted April 29, 2015 Share Posted April 29, 2015 Chad was just crazy enough he would have TOTALLY loved the idea. But it ain't happenin' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrokenHeart2 Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 One of the funniest sick wid threads I've read in a long time. Thanks for making me laugh. That's it. Couldn't imagine going there. Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gracelet Posted April 30, 2015 Author Share Posted April 30, 2015 I mean, what if that vial-o-ashes was to bust open mid, er, "romp", its cremain-tastic contents spilling out? On the other hand, I'd love to watch a gal try and explain why her hoo-ha currently resembles a chimney to the ER nurse. Bahahahahahaha. This is the funniest thing I've read in days. One thing I've thought about - for those with shitty in laws who demand ashes, you could get one of these, put it in a nice box with a ribbon and a card that says "go fuck yourselves." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tweety76 Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 Grace I spat on my screen having read your comment This is circling widely on various widda groups and I think we are unanimous on what a terrible idea this is. Even with my pitchblack sense of humour, this is a bit much... yikes...shakes again... yuk! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
singinmomo4 Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 As much as I enjoyed my husband's appendage, there can be no substitutions. I mean really, how depressing can you get? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trying Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 Just. So. Wrong!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swilson Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 Imagine the marketing meetings for this gem of a product, too weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gracelet Posted April 30, 2015 Author Share Posted April 30, 2015 Wids, I got angry and spent today blogging a response to the inventor of the widow dildo. Please can you help share it as widely as you can - facebook, twitter, whatevs! http://wp.me/p5E2Zs-4K I'm on twitter @eerilycheerily G xx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IfIonlycould Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 W.....T....F..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest look2thesky Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 Like seriously this is fucked up. And 21 grams assures women (or guys, um?), that part of the genitalia is included with the "mix", of said ashes. What about the 7548 grams of "other" ? This guy obviously has too much free time. And what if we don't like "white" ? Can it be black so as to keep with the aura of true widowship ? And why don't we donate a percentage to recovery and counseling for us widow(er)s ? Thanks I'll pass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrokenHeart2 Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 OMG I thought it was a joke. What a sicko. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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