Virgo Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 Read this dating profile. ;D I hope he finds someone to share his aura with. http://toronto.craigslist.ca/tor/m4w/5042745752.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 You found the biggest douchebag in North America. He really does not have advanced english language skills. Ill bet he has been reposting this for years and will for many years to come. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest look2thesky Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 He sure has one long aura. : / Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissingSquish Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 He's so dreamy. I want him. NOT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest look2thesky Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 But you have to make sure there's not a molecule of body hair. Hell why not just shave your head while ur at it ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 At least now I know my obesity is destroying our planet. How could I be so blind? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissingSquish Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 His eyes are pretty. Too bad he's so incredibly self-important. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest look2thesky Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 No its destroying "his" planet. The first pic he looks like he's homeless. The other pics I think the world owes him, And the sad part is he read somewhere how to write a targeted profile. I think out of loneliness I wrote a craigslist ad 3 years ago and swear I got 1753 spam mails since (And still regularly receive 10 more a day, to this day). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virgo Posted May 29, 2015 Author Share Posted May 29, 2015 "You take regular showers am/pm daily, clean you're sex organs and vulva daily with chemical free soap. Chemical soaps cases infections and bad smells. The food you eat affects the smell of your vergina and not staying hydrated makes you smell like rotten eggs, look on Google if you don't believe me." " prostate play on me and you" "I'm open to dating bisexual women. I have always been open about my sexuality" Maybe he should Google sex organs, homosexual, and spell check. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest look2thesky Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 LOFL you nailed it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trying Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 I've been looking for someone who puts "face sitting" in their profile, back off ladies he is all mine! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest look2thesky Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 Is he looking for a lady ? Sounds more like a foreign sex slave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JeanGenie Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 Unbelieveable! Too bad I'm too old and too "average". Was good for a laugh though (while kinda sick at the same time)! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 This thread wins the internet tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissingSquish Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 My skin would dry out if I actually showered twice a day. I am sad that is a deal breaker for this Romeo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest look2thesky Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 This is the best laugh I got all day. Thanx ; ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
momtokam Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 Darn......I'm average.....and he is so close to me too.....😨 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kamcho Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 Well he missed out on this sexual tyrannosaurus when he ixnayed the body fur. *twirls mustache* Dear Strange Little Dude, Ladies don't have prostates, fyi. If you can't enjoy vanilla sex that's scary. I mean sometimes I want it doggy style with a hand print on my ass, but if you can't deliver the soul gazing, tight embrace, toe curling orgasm, spiritual experience I also need.... I'm afraid you're going to have to go fuck yourself. I think you have a personality disorder and I am afraid that the effort involved in getting you naked would not equal your skills and offerings once I had you there. I wear sandals... but with no underwear. Do women with muscles intimidate you because you're a wuss? Xoxo -Kam P.S. According to generally accepted metrics, I truly am more intelligent (and better in bed with myself) than you are. I have the paperwork to back the former up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrokenHeart2 Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 What the hell is metrosexual? Oh boy, this ones a winner isn't he lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lost35 Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 All I know is, from now on, I am only ever using the word, "vergina". In the same way I now say, "Samich" (thanks Russian Internet Life Hacker Dude). 8) -L. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baylee627 Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 "Flying flapjack"? What's a "vergina"? No hair in your "ass crack"? Hands off, girls, he's all mine. Admittedly, I think he had me at "c*m facials" a deux. Shud-der! Baylee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobFTC Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 I've been looking for someone who puts "face sitting" in their profile, back off ladies he is all mine! It has to be posted: Take care, Rob T Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baylee627 Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 ^^^OMG! That's hee-larious! "Life could be fine if we both 69". Sweet lawd. Baylee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest look2thesky Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 I do think this guy has rewritten the book on human sexuality. Too bad he looks like a serial killer. : / Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrokenHeart2 Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 This is all too funny! Love it lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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