Guest Questions Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 Is this Bruce Jenner's profile? I'm not surprised it took him a month to write it. It took me almost that long to read it, egad! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JeanGenie Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 All your comments are cracking me up!! This is certainly a good laugh!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carey Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 Wow I've been educated. I have a VERgina AND a prostate? whoo hoo. Someone should send this to Ellen lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rifatheroffour Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 And this is why men get a bad rap...idiot! (just shaking my head) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissinGrizz Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 Wow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mom66 Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 Just the thought of having my ass crack waxed....I'm surprised he doesn't require it to be bleaced too. What an asshat! And wtf is a vergina? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
serpico Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 And wtf is a vergina? It's where he wants to put his pernis, silly. :-[ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marjoe Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 The guy needs a blow up doll..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
momtokam Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 The guy needs a blow up doll..... ^^^^skin as smooth as silk^^^^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baylee627 Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 The guy needs a blow up doll..... I can imagine him hosing down Rubber Robin in antiseptic before gettin' busy with it, er, her. That might be a bit time-consuming. But that would alleviate him of any potential weight concerns with her as a partner. She gets too chunky, he just lets a lil air outta her, no big whoop. Baylee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sugarbell Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 OMG...That's hysterical!!! It HAS to be a joke to see if anyone replies and what kind of replies. Someone should send this nutso a fake pic and mess with him. WTF?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mom66 Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 It sucks that i am just average and too old. I think we could've been a match! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gracelet Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 I think I might actually be his perfect woman. Apart from the whole not liking the cock thing and errr, "You're vagina clean shaving and the crack of your ass." I am not shaving to the crack of my ass, thank you very much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nonesuch Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 This is the sort of profile that reminds us narcissists should be viewed with pity - from a distance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kamcho Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 NSFW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
widowat33 Posted June 1, 2015 Share Posted June 1, 2015 Omg. Lol, this guy is going to be single for a long time! At first I thought he looked familiar, one of the pics looks like a guy I used to know, but it's definitely not him. I don't believe in "settling" but with standards that high, I think he's going to have a hard time finding someone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twistedmensa Posted June 1, 2015 Share Posted June 1, 2015 I just spit coffee all over the computer...oh, fuck....OMG...I can't stop laughing. TI imagine the reason he only dates women under 35 is because no woman over 35 would have him. And he shaves his twig and berries...sorry...just not into dating a prepubescent BOY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest look2thesky Posted June 1, 2015 Share Posted June 1, 2015 i listened to the song have no idea of what they're singing and don't think it will ever be in the dance top 40. Clean shaven berries and twig WOW what a dreamboat ; ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest look2thesky Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 It's nice to see the human anatomy in the pics. We don't even need writing. A real science man ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nonesuch Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 I see the posting has been "flagged for removal." Sigh. I was considering the details of his life and wondered if a handyman who didn't own a car and was taking all those courses was a cellar dweller. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kamcho Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 I don't think that's the original version of the song. The gust of it is a woman who envies her partner's rubber doll, the chorus says "Death to the doll." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mmg19 Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 Thanks Virgo. Needed a laugh today and this worked like a charm. If laughter is the best medicine, my health is good for a month. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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