momtokam Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 I've had a crazy emotional few days.... Moved my oldest to university yesterday, younger 2 started middle school today and today would have been my 24th anniversary. Sadiversary in a week too. While at the grocery store this morning, keeping quietly to myself, I was approached by a gentleman. He looks right at me and says.... "You have beautiful feet!" I didn't know what to say and just thanked him and turned into the next aisle. I tried so hard to keep a straight face but it was so hard! My pedi wasn't even current and really needs a refresh! I got a much needed chuckle, that is for sure! What are the craziest lines used on you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swilson Posted September 8, 2016 Share Posted September 8, 2016 1st off, I'm not a homophobe but have developed a sort of "gaydar" over time. Anyway I'm walking on a nice day when a guy pulls up, rolls down his window and says "Oh, you're not who I thought you were." I replied "That's probably a good thing" and just kept walking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virgo Posted September 8, 2016 Share Posted September 8, 2016 I get, "you smell good" a lot. One time at the gas pump. "I can smell you from over here, yum." Ok? Comments about my curly hair too, but that's not as weird to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trying2breathe Posted September 8, 2016 Share Posted September 8, 2016 I'm having fun reading these - After moving to a new community 2 years ago, I signed up for a French class at a local high school to get out of the house and meet others. After the first class, a fellow student walks me to my car and tells me "you look like you'd be good at salsa, want to go dancing sometime?" Ummmm ..... no??? : Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
momtokam Posted September 8, 2016 Author Share Posted September 8, 2016 These are funny! 😊 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nonesuch Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 To each his own of course, but its kinda silly to not even *try* salsa. It's fun. Late husband and I went to his daughter's wedding in Florida some years ago. She married a man of Hispanic descent. His family was very surprised (pleasantly) that a couple of white folks from New England would even know the basic steps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Justme2 Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 You can't blame the salsa guy actually think that's a great line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tybec Posted September 11, 2016 Share Posted September 11, 2016 On line guy. Think he wanted a green card. Oh my dear, thank you for polite and understand words, but my dear distance doesn't really matter, what matter is the true love, we both are in America and we can probably meet at any time, please my dear, as i go through your profile, it's really attracted my interest to you and I'll be very glad if you give me a chance to come into your life, do you have whatsapp so we can chat better there if you don't mind ? Hope to hear from you too and God bless you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
momtokam Posted September 13, 2016 Author Share Posted September 13, 2016 Because you just can't make this stuff up.....direct cut and paste from my messages.... HELLO DEAR , HAS ANYONE EVER TOLD YOU THAT YOUR BEAUTIFUL AND GORGEOUS LOOK CAN MAKE A MAN FALL FOR YOU , BECAUSE I JUST FELL AND SCRAPPED MY LEGS , DO YOU HAVE A BANDAGE , LOL . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsDan Posted September 14, 2016 Share Posted September 14, 2016 "Are you dominant?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klim Posted September 14, 2016 Share Posted September 14, 2016 Ok Mrs Dan that was a weird lead question. online approach: "Damm..... I know milk does the body good but how much have you been drinking. You look fantastic. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rooshy Posted October 1, 2016 Share Posted October 1, 2016 "Is your name Google? Cause you've got everything I'm searching for." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
momtokam Posted October 1, 2016 Author Share Posted October 1, 2016 I wonder if any of these actually work on anyone? 😁 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bunny Posted October 2, 2016 Share Posted October 2, 2016 I wonder if any of these actually work on anyone? 😁 As I recall from my youth, when a young man delivered his line to me, there were several factors involved in whether I decided to fall for it or not. I'm guessing the chemistry involved in that real life personal exchange would be hard to replicate in the on-line experience, thus making many of these lines seem rather eye roll worthy. This kinda makes me sad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tybec Posted October 3, 2016 Share Posted October 3, 2016 Oh, Bunny,you are so right! The cheezy pick up lines are the stuff the stories are made of at weddings and anniversaries. On line is awful. But so funny in person with the RIGHT person. My NG and I met at a restaurant face to face from on line, and the place was rated the best BBQ on the town website, tiny little town of 3000. It was horrible, and I joke that if we make it in the long haul, that will be such a story to tell. And if we don't, it will be a funny memory of the date with the awful BBQ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arneal Posted October 3, 2016 Share Posted October 3, 2016 So true, Bunny and tybec. NG and I met online also. We went to some chain place for dinner one night early on and cracked jokes after deciding to never go back again. It's remained a joke since. Good times. Online in general though is a lot weirder than I ever expected when I was searching! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
momtokam Posted October 6, 2016 Author Share Posted October 6, 2016 If an attraction is there, then any line would work I guess. Cheezy or not! 😁 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TofinoMan Posted October 25, 2016 Share Posted October 25, 2016 Many women are not flirty or nice pick up lines...they are just crass and rude. Last week one said to me. NICE ASS. I HOPE I SEE IT GOING UP AND DOWN ON ME IN MY BEDROOM MIRROR SOON. Yet another classy tramp OMG. I'm not going to date anyone. But if I was going to, and she wanted any chance. Try taking my hand, and saying to me. You are such a nice man, I would like to buy you dinner some evening or take you for a walk on the beach with my hand in yours. Being slutty trash is a huge turn off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SemperFidelis Posted October 25, 2016 Share Posted October 25, 2016 Many women are not flirty or nice pick up lines...they are just crass and rude. Last week one said to me. NICE ASS. I HOPE I SEE IT GOING UP AND DOWN ON ME IN MY BEDROOM MIRROR SOON. Yet another classy tramp OMG. I'm not going to date anyone. But if I was going to, and she wanted any chance. Try taking my hand, and saying to me. You are such a nice man, I would like to buy you dinner some evening or take you for a walk on the beach with my hand in yours. Being slutty trash is a huge turn off. Wow, that is pretty intense. I wonder what's wrong with people like that..... Are they even thinking? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Portside Posted October 25, 2016 Share Posted October 25, 2016 Wow, that is pretty intense. I wonder what's wrong with people like that..... Are they even thinking? They are thinking/hoping you are as cheap as they are. Simple as that. Mike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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